A penguin is driving across the U.S.A. and his car breaks down.

Luckily, he was an AAA member and called the dispatcher on his cell phone.

A tow truck was dispatched, and he and his car were towed to the nearest town for repairs. The mechanic told the penguin it would be a while, so the penguin went across the street to find lunch at the grocery store there.

He hung out in frozen foods. He ate some fish sticks, fillets, and some ice cream.

Checking his watch and seeing almost an hour had past, the penguin waddled back across the street to the mechanic.

The mechanic walked up, wiping his hands, and said, “Looks like you blew a seal.”

The penguin blushes, wipes his mouth and says, “No, no! It’s ice cream!”